Well, he already has the racism controversy covered. When asked in his CBS profile what he would do if Big Brother made him famous, Caleb said “I would try my best not to turn into another Justin Bieber”. Most likely to cry reading HoH letter.Ĭaleb Reynolds, a 26 year old Adventure Hunting Guard, originally from Dallas, Texas. She could go far if she lays low, but I think this game will take a lot out of her. She was recruited two weeks ago in a bar, and much like Amber, it doesn’t appear she knows much about Big Brother. Scum Screen Verdict: Brittany seems nice and caring but I don’t think she is cut out for this game. Her CBS profile says that she once faked labor to get out of a speeding ticket, maybe she could try the same thing if someone tries to nominate her? The motherly role is usually filled by the likes of Kathy and Shelley, so Brittany makes a nice change. Brittany appears to have been cast in the “Mother” role, despite only being 29 (MILF!), she has three children and is recently divorced. It will be incredibly difficult to fill the boots of the Queen of Snark, Britney Haynes, but on the surface Brittany Martinez doesn’t seem like she is there to fill that role, even though she does list Britney as her favourite housemate. Most likely to get into a showmance and be a pre-jury boot.īrittany Martinez, a 29 years old Event Coordinator originally from Long Beach, California.Īnother lady that shares a namesake with a former housemate, albeit spelt differently. She is extremely pretty which can either be an advantage or a hindrance in Big Brother depending on the cast. She was recruited with very little knowledge of Big Brother, so I imagine she will struggle with the intricacies of the game. Scum Screen Verdict: Amber seems fairly fun and bubbly but clueless. Her life motto is “Shit could be worse”, and I’m pretty sure that motto is about to become truly tried and tested. Hey Amber, this is Big Brother, you shouldn’t be afraid of eating a banana, you should be more afraid of looking like a banana.Īmber’s favourite activities include kayaking, spelunking, and late night cow tipping (so clearly an animal lover!). But in comparison stakes, for the new Amber, surely the only way is up.Īccording to her CBS profile, Amber is most afraid of spiders (fair enough), snakes (understandable), and having to eat bananas (wait, what?!). Although she did have to live in a house with Dick Donato, and that’s enough to drive anyone crazy. She was a religious nut that spent the entire summer in tears and coming out with nuggets like “God bless you God” during her non-sensical prayer sessions.
This was the last Amber that was on Big Brother:
So let’s take a look at this year’s victims shall we?Īmber Borzotra, a 26 year old Esthetician (ie – works in a salon) originally from Knoxville, Tennessee.
After the season is done you could be anything from the proud owner of a Cat Lady ™ gift basket, the subject of a schmaltzy YouTube tribute video, or the recipient of a thousand death threats, it really is a crap-shoot! Going into the Big Brother house is a massive risk, in a way I admire anyone that has the balls to put their life and career in the hands of the American public. May Grodner have mercy on our souls!Īs last year’s group of housemates cling onto their last Twitter follower, desperately holding onto any semblance of “fame”, it’s time for us to say hello to 16 new unwitting boys and girls that will fill our screens for the summer and become our new objects of love and hate…mostly hate. While most of us are still trying to get the horrid taste of prime-time racism and McCranda stank out of our mouths, CBS is ready to unleash a brand new batch of future job-seekers and Beamly celebrities onto the American public. Another summer and another season of Big Brother looms ominously.